- I get that being outside is nice, but qualifying the appeal of good weather via the option to drink outdoors is sort of low brow. It’s not quite the same as, “Hey, it’s nice out, so I’m going to ride my bike!” or “Hey, it’s not snowing anymore, so let’s go to the beach!” is it? This is more like, “Hey, there’s a space about ten feet away from where I would normally sit to drink this beer, and it happens to be outside! I’m going to drink there now!” If all you’re going to do is get loaded, I don’t really think that counts as “enjoying the weather.” Get a life.
See also: “park beers.”